A Chinese Torture Chamber Story (1)
OK, I haven't been around for a whole month. But I am here. Just been busy. A site update is coming, blah, blah, blah, excuses, excuses -- but I promise!

   In the meanwhile, I watched this supposed horror movie the other day. Not sure it fits the description of horror, but it was sold to me that way. A Chinese Torture Chamber Story (CTCS) is weird, softporn, kung-fu, comedy -- well, it defies most attempts for me to categorize it. I'm sure someone else out there has got it figured out. I haven't. It was entertaining to say the least. I love the title character -- a sweet Chinese cutey by the name of Little Cabbage. Little Cabbage starts the movie off a virgin, but is violently raped towards the end in order to deflower her. One massive black dildo does the job. Torture. Little Cabbage marries Got, who has a cock the size of a donkey's -- or bigger -- and it's the major plot device in the movie. Suffice it to say, if Got ever fucked Little Cabbage, he'd kill her. He doesn't, don't worry. Got meets his demise in the beginning of the movie, and the tale then travels back to explain what the hell happened. He dies in a most interesting way. There is also a scene that plays homage to Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon. Two warriors, male and female, fight in the forest, flying from tree to tree -- then they get naked -- then they fuck. It's the most amazing piece I've seen in quite some time. If western porn producers took some time and effort, they could probably bring us some porn worth watching. You've got to see their moves, such as 'Invincible mouth' -- oral sex -- and 'Oral attack' -- a upside down blowjob. The best, was 'Spinning wheel' -- he's on top, and spins on her, drilling her.

   There is much torture in the movie, to extract confessions for criminal misdeeds; there's lots of comedy; and there's lots of sex -- nothing hardcore -- and unlike Japanese porn, there was even some bush shown.

   I took some screencaps, and you can find them by following this link.

- posted by Martin @ 7:27 PM